February 2011
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the-red-ark replied to your photo: I am ready. the-red-ark replied to your post: the-red-ark replied to your post: Attacking the… You are so gif happy…but here! 1. 2.
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the-red-ark replied to your post: Attacking the spider Don’t worry! I’m ready!
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Attacking the spider
There this a big, black spider walking across my kitchen floor. I didn’t do anything, and it continued on being creepy. There was a phone book near where I was. I grabbed it and slowly walked towards it and BAM onto the spider. I stood there staring at it for fear it was going to attack me if I pick up the book. I moved it around on the floor with my feet for awhile. Then I slowly moved it...
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stoneycat replied to your post: classicbrion replied to your post: OMG What is… Does anyone know if they are in any of the north eastern states? If it’s in Delaware then probably. I shall look…well… Here: http://find.mapmuse.com/map/traderjoes
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classicbrion replied to your post: OMG What is trader joe’s? MOTHERFUCKER Is that only in the states? Trader Joes is across most of the states now, we have them in Delaware, so I assume they’re about everywhere now Well, you are full of things to teach. I didn’t know. Now I do. I was surprised when I was told they were only in California. Then again, I’m told In-N-Out is only in...
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stoneycat-deactivated20110802 asked: My universe is shattering before my eyes :|
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stoneycat-deactivated20110802 asked: OMG What is trader joe's? MOTHERFUCKER Is that only in the states?
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stoneycat-deactivated20110802 asked: SLOW THE FUCK DOWN ONE GODDAMN MINUTE!!!!!!! They have peanut butter cream cheese now?
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Zombie Ants →
classicbrion: They’ve been around longer than we have, and it’s from a fungus,  I’m not making this up, if the fungus ever decides to go after humans, we’re all dead. This is the proof. I have mixed emotions of awesome and hmmm.
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Awkward? Yes?
Whenever my parents are petting my dogs, they talk to the dogs. It isn’t normal sounds. They say, “Ohhhh yeah, that feel so good. Doesn’t it? Oooo..” I swear every morgan freeman damn time they pet dogs, they make it sound like they are having an orgy with them. Why do they disturb my fat all the time? Which reminds me…my dad is a perverted whore about himself, and...
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I was watching Repo with my friends
-we are watching-
Alex: Is her dad the repo man?
Me: ...P-P-P-P-Poker face.
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lunch a few days ago
I eat in my pre-cal teacher’s room. He was going through this messy cabinet. It seemed like he was struggling, so I offered assistance. He said no but thank you. After, he told me he was going to tell me a secret of life. The secret is to never ask if a man needs help because men don’t like it, and when men need help, women are annoyed the men denied help earlier. Just something...
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Sleep of the night before
It was not successful. It took a very long time for me to sleep. Not only that but I had a random dream when I did fall asleep. It went something like this: I was outside sitting in a backyard at night. I had my cousin with me. We were trapped, but we weren’t actually trapped. We convinced ourselves we couldn’t move. I was throwing balloons in front of me, in hopes it would turn into...
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doublethinkdesign replied to your post: hiya!, i lost 8 pounds in a week off this diet, you dont have to watch what you eat or exercise its really good. you can eat all those foods we reblog and no worries hehe here is the site http://bit.ly/dietiused haha, i got this message as well and i asked the offending party not to use my inbox as advertising space. funnily enough i didn’t get a reply....
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singingkaraoke asked: hiya!, i lost 8 pounds in a week off this diet, you dont have to watch what you eat or exercise its really good. you can eat all those foods we reblog and no worries hehe here is the site http://bit.ly/dietiused
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